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On a recent listserve exchange with
Oregon Brew Crew members, someone asked our various
respondents which bar might be a favorite. Not wishing to
nail myself into a given space, and also not wishing to
endorse any of the establishments in which I hang out, I
answered carefully, in my usual fashion.
My favorite pub is always the one I'm
drinking in, and my second favorite is the one I'm heading
for next. In general I like well-lit, grungy places with
good beer on tap, and food you wouldn't bring home to your
mother, although you might take a doggie bag of it for your
father--or the family pooch.
However, I went ahead and named one such
establishment in Portland. This set in motion a short
discussion and submissions by others of their choice of
grungy Portland pubs, beginning with a note from an
immigrant friend, to whom the word was a new one: Let me ask
you what the shade of the meaning or nuance or the real
meaning of grungy places, he wanted to know.
Grungy Is
Beautiful
In my view, grungy should have a lived-in
character about it. Grungy is defined, in the dictionary, as
shabby or dirty in character or condition. The word has even
been applied to a certain type of music; but when we use it
in regards to pubs or taverns, it does not mean dirty as in
unclean.
Of course, it may be seedy, or even be a
bit messy; but a good grungy pub is neither sleazy nor
greasy-spoon-with-beer. Homer Simpson would love a grungy
bar. There might be peanut shells or sawdust on the floor,
and it certainly won't be the neatest place in town.
Finally, if there is music, there's not much of it, although
a honky-tonk piano would be an asset if it weren't played
all the time. A small library of newspapers and magazines
would be helpful as well.
I have since had time to consider my
life-long love of such establishments.
In Portland, the grungy bar scene has
always been great. The first of the new wave, circa 1972, J.
L. Maxner's old Wurst House, was the beginning of Portland's
multiple-tap establishments. Beer selections were slim, but
in those days, Rainier Ale was my beer of choice.
These were only precursors of things to
come.
Some Choice
Establishments
In 1974, Don Younger's Horse Brass was to
inaugurate an era of gentlemanly elegance in the British
workman's mode. This pub is the epitome of grungy as I see
it; well lit and crowded, and a menu that your mother might
put up with, but which your father would love (fish and
chips, or a ploughman's platter), and your dog, too, if they
could have
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let him in. The beer selection has always
been upscale, however. In fact, it is still almost too good
to be true.
Goose Hollow Inn, the home of some really
fine Reuben sandwiches, was established by Bud Clark in that
same era. He endeared himself to many of us by his stand in
kicking the other Bud (Budweiser) out of his bar. This
happened when California voters defeated Proposition 11
(1982), which called for California to adopt a bottle
deposit similar to Oregon's.
We Oregonians are very proud of our
pioneering law in this field, but one TV commercial, aired
in California during that campaign, depicted disgruntled
Oregonians talking about how bad the bottle law was for
Oregon. When it came out that these disgruntled Oregonians
were employees of the local Budweiser distributor, Clark
kicked that beer out of his place. His tavern had been one
of the state's largest Bud outlets, with sales of 30,000
kegs over the previous 21 years. It was a grand moment that
endeared Clark, the beer curmudgeon, to all Portlanders and
played a large part in getting him elected mayor in 1984.
There are many other grungy bars in
Portland, but the BridgePort fits (best pizza in town), as
does the Lucky Labrador (with an out-of-tune piano, the best
BLT sandwich in Portland, and you can bring your dog). The
McMenamin's operate an entire nest of beautifully grungy
bars. About two-thirds of their establishments fit that
definition. If you, gentle reader, enjoy grungy, Portland is
the place for you.
Other than
Portland
Across the country, I've been to a number
of fine grungy establishments. I like Old Chicago in
Boulder, CO; Falling Rock in Denver; Gingerman in Houston;
Goose Island Wrigley's in Chicago; Chumleys in New York;
Bert Grant's Brew Pub in Yakima, WA (the first in the United
States to offer cask conditioned beer); and McGuire's in
Pensacola, to name just a few.
But if you want true treasures, go to
Chodeau (MT) Steak House in August for the Testicle
Festival; or to a place called Frankie & Johnny's, a
you-can't-get-there-from-anywhere kind of place, somewhere
in New Orleans at a carefully guarded secret location. The
decor is Old Prohibition Speakeasy: smoke-stained,
wood-paneled walls and old wood floors. They only need
sawdust on the floor to take you back to the 1920s. Although
the beer selection was minimal, Dixie Blackened Voodoo
proved just right.
The food was classic grungy. I liked
their muffelatta sandwich, quite delicious, and indigenous
to that area. The muffelatta has a special thick olive salad
spread, prosciutto ham, provolone cheese, and God only knows
what all else.
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